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Saturday, August 18, 2012

NASA Rover Accosted by Martian Protesters

Extraterrestrials demand immediate withdrawal of US probe

Alex Terrieur
La Lune de la presse internationale


MARS, SOLAR SYSTEM


An angry mob of rioting Martians surrounded the NASA Curiosity probe this morning in a clear gesture of interplanetary discontent. The group of resident red planet dwellers demanded an immediate return of the probe, which is currently conducting missions on the Martian surface.

"We are sick and tired of being probed," said one exasperated Martian. "This is all wrong, it should be the other way around. We are the more advanced life form. Hasn't anyone seen a Science Fiction film from the 1950's?"

The NASA probe is currently gathering data in preparation for China's construction of its first Martian factory before the end of the year.

Other extraterrestrial colonies were unavailable for comment, but it can be presumed that they are still upset from the derogatory and obsequious designation given to their planetary and solar systems.

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